I tried to appreciate you,
As the good friend you’ve always been to me.
I tried to appreciate the time we spend,
Enjoying each others’ witty company.
I tried to appreciate you,
With all of your clothes on.

I think I failed.
Again.

It looks as though we’ll be having,
Another Night In.
Now your clothes are in a pile with mine,
Messy on the floor:
That’s a beautiful metaphor for the condition,
You and I are now entwined within.

I’m trying to appreciate you,
With all of your clothes off.

I am intensely succeeding in this endeavor.
Again and again. (more…)